Bob Dylan at the Super Bowl

My Superbowl Commercial, by Bob Dylan

My old values now are estranged,

So what’s real has been rearranged:

Got to Hollywood,

And I’m doing good—

I used to care, but things have changed.

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Bob Dylan, Voice of a Generation

I thought that he meant what he said,

So I let him get into my head;

But it turns out his stance

Was just song and dance—

Oh well, pretty soon we’ll be dead.

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Who Says We Won’t Get Fooled Again

It took me a long time, and then

I thought that I saw Dylan’s Zen,

But his clever words

Were just shined up turds;

I’m a fucking idiot again.

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Sellout

Again the world’s biggest rock star

Insincerely strums his guitar;

But if you believe,

You’re too fucking naive,

And you’ll own some piece of shit car.

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Shtick

The words in a Bob Dylan song

Might talk about what’s right and wrong,

But talking the talk

Isn’t walking the walk:

It was nothing but shtick all along.