Peak Oil, Macondo...let’s list ‘em,
I no longer try to resist ‘em;
There’s nothing to do:
Once you go through a few,
You get it out of your system.
It’s not paranoid, nuts, or absurd,
That whenever the end has occurred,
You should not be surprised
If it’s not televised:
They don’t want to spook the herd.
Quiet’s good, until doom attacks:
There’ll be noise enough once this thing cracks;
It will hit when it hits—
Don’t be having shits,
Just do what you can to relax.