Extra—News of the Day: May 2, 2013

May Day Protests

There were protests the first day of May:

Pics of violence coming your way;

In related news

(No one ever saw clues),

Poor get poor, rich get rich—every day!

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Busted

Golden, that’s how she was viewed:

She would never do anything crude,

But she failed to respond;

She was legally blonde,

But now her career is screwed.

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European Interest Rates Lowered

Inflation’s what we should abhor: 

Weimar’s curious forgotten lore;

Ironically funny—

We’ve more and more money,

But nothing’s worth shit anymore.

Europe and the United States

Soon will set negative rates:

As things go downhill,

All worth becomes nil,

But keep inking those printing plates.

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OTOH

My thoughts about her never cease,

She looked good in satin or fleece;

I DO know her name:

She’s my secret flame—

Can’t wait for her next “release.”

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Cannibals in Jamestown

With supplies right down to the dregs,

They revised their rules and their regs:

Eating out didn’t mean

A time-limited scene

In between one another’s legs.

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That’s Life

Her mask slipped, but still, here’s what’s key:

Post-divorce, for a while, she was free;

Though odds of us linked

Match not going extinct,

She should have been marrying me.

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Late-Breaking

So there’s all the news, now you’ve heard

(Though some of it’s purposely blurred);

Oh yeah: well fuck me!

Right there on TV,

Someone mentioned a dirty word.

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H/T: Red Eft at NBL