Accepting NTE and Cognitive Dissonance, or “Doomers Lie In Order To...”

I used to be really a mess

‘Cause all the of time I’d obsess

About doom’s potpourri,

So I searched for the key

To make cognitive dissonance less.

The word’s out, no one can suppress

What soon will be widespread, I guess;

The changes we see

Toward NTE

Make cognitive dissonance less.

I figured out how to address

Doom and diminish my stress:

If you disagree,

That’s O.K. with me—

I’ve made cognitive dissonance less.

I’m pleased with my little success:

I could keep ranting, but I digress;

As a doom devotee,

I’m much more stress-free

With cognitive dissonance less.