Oh, Those Wacky Deniers

Watching the Deniers

Their stridency starts to reveal

Nervousness they can’t conceal;

They say it’s a hoax

And they try to make jokes,

But they’ll freak when they find out it’s real.

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Something To Look Forward To

Deniers try to insist

Global warming doesn’t exist;

But once they conclude

They were wrong, plus they’re screwed,

They’re going to be mightily pissed.

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Waking Up

Though deniers may act like some creep,

Their position we might want to keep:

With the heat, they’ll reverse,

And then act so much worse,

We’ll wish they would go back to sleep.

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Suddenly This Summer

A zero calorie diet

Plus heat will make people riot;

But it’s worse if they scope

That doom means there’s no hope—

We should have kept it more quiet.

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Just You Wait

Deniers couldn’t be dumber

To insist warming isn’t a bummer:

They point to their snow,

But we say “Hello?

Get back to us after this summer.”