Dolphins

The dolphins that swim in the sea

Don’t work, and don’t have TV,

But they’re smart and live free,

So perhaps they could be

Much more enlightened than we.

They learned, as earth bourgeoisie,

How hard making a living can be,

So they voted to split

Saying “Fuck all this shit,”

And crawled right back into the sea.

Of course, I’m not all that thick

To think dolphins could do such a trick:

They can’t talk; instead,

We all know they said,

“Click click...click click click click....”