Thursday, January 9, 2014

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Crazy Cult and the Polar Vortex

The cold weather provides no relief
So deniers are giving us grief,
But soon heat will result
In transforming our cult
Into a major belief.

Polar Vortex

Doomers find it a bummer
That deniers couldn’t be dumber:
“It’s so cold,” they say,
To which we say, “Hey,
Just wait until next summer!”

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