Testosterone

Biological study has shown

Competition rules all that has grown,

And for Man to prevail

On any wide scale,

We needed testosterone.

Single minded on two things alone—

Either eat it, or slip it the bone:

It’s like hammer to nail

When you’re being a male,

All due to testosterone.

Now we are left to bemoan

That we’ve eaten or fucked all we’ve known,

So get ready to bail:

It’s the end of the tale,
From too much testosterone.