More Fuku Follies

Fuku Bookie

TEPCO, that outfit of clods,

Is going to be moving the rods;

So lay down your dough

On which day she’ll blow,

And ask for my updated odds.

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Fukuwatch TV

Watching, with danger so undisguised

Would hardly need to be advertised:

If a dropped rod goes clank

And then the screen’s blank,

The end of the world might be televised.

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The Profit

"...Tepco is under pressure to post a profit in the year to March 2014 under a turnaround plan Japan's top banks recently financed with $5.9 billion in new loans and refinancing...."

http://news.yahoo.com/special-report-help-wanted-fukushima-low-pay-high-050626106--sector.html;_ylt=A2KJ3CWM8WpSzGkAJRDQtDMD

And somebody or other said, “Speak to us of Doom.

And he replied:

Doom is just one of those fads,

But profit is timeless. And lads:

Since profit is key,

Better not disagree,

Or I’ll kick you right square in the nads.

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Fuku Homer

I’m moving the rods, don’t you know?

If I drop one, look out below;

Watch me lift the debris:

All these buttons—let’s see—

I think I’ll push this one. D’oh!