Cults

Cult

I belong to a doomer cult

Because, as a thinking adult,

I can look at the trend

And see what kind of end

Will most likely be the result.

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Pre-doomer Cult

Pre-doomers like to insult

Doom, and the whole doomer cult:

They think warming’s a joke,

But they won’t when they croak,

After they’ve seen the result.

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Cult of True Believers

We’ve cried wolf, alarmed at our plight

From dangers now more or less trite;

People think we’re odd geeks

And plumb crazy freaks,

But this time we’re going to be right.