Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Hotel Doom
So I called up the Captain to whine:
“I feel strange, in ways hard to define—
Mental changes so bad,
Like I haven’t had
Since nineteen sixty-nine.”
Tuesday, October 29, 2019
Don’t Care
Doom’s getting harder to bear:
I’m stocked up, no more to prepare,
I could go anywhere,
Do whatever I dare,
But I don’t, ‘cause I no longer care.
Thursday, October 24, 2019
Betrayals
Survival becomes more demanding
Since starting our final crash landing;
And as resources fall,
War of all against all
Expands to the last person standing.
Friday, October 18, 2019
Anticipation
I’m sitting right here on death row:
No way out, and nowhere to go;
So frankly, my friend,
I’m not fearing the end—
It’s the end of the trouble, you know.
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
Escaping
Day by day, while losing our hope,
We struggle to find ways to cope;
Well, personally,
What’s working for me:
All I do now is sleep and smoke dope.
Friday, July 19, 2019
This Is What Collapse Looks Like
While sales of end-of-world books spike,
Without law and order, crooks strike;
So when doom ruins your day,
Remember to say,
“This is what collapse looks like.”
Friday, June 14, 2019
In Praise of Sleep
Relief from my worries comes when
I escape into sleep in my den;
One fly in the ointment:
The great disappointment
That comes if I wake up again.
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