Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Friday, July 7, 2017
Medicine
I felt listless and down—didn’t know
Just what was the problem, although
The cause was uncloaked
The next time I smoked:
My cannabis level was low!
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Too Alienated from Nature?
The conclusion that some people draw
Is we’ve drifted from natural law;
But doom cognoscenti
See nature aplenty,
Red in both tooth and in claw.
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Those Who Don’t Learn History
Those who don’t study about
How Nazis develop their clout
Are now doomed to repeat—
With a front row seat—
What they didn’t already find out.
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Fuckity Fuck
Fuckity fuckity fuck—
Fuckity fuckity fuck;
Fuckity fuck,
Fuckity fuck:
Fuckity fuckity fuck!
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Sgt. Pepper
It was fifty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play;
And though I am biased,
I think that’s the highest
We got till we all went away.
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Maladapted
We evolved for small tribes, which seemed good
Until overshoot changed our hood;
Since then we’ve resorted
To make-dos contorted,
And managed the best that we could.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Reefer Madness
We’re totally fucked, as you see,
And there’s no way that we can break free;
I’m not someone who plugs
That the answer is drugs,
But they seem to be working for me.
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