Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Slogans
Worried about how we’ll cope,
We still thought we’d make it—but nope:
Paradoxically strange,
We had hope without change,
And now we have change without hope.
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Don’t Be Depressed!
Don’t be depressed and in doubt:
Keep your head held up high and don’t pout;
Soldier on! Do it now!
I’ll let you know how—
Just as soon as I figure it out.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Strange Days
We’re surprised every time we detect
Something new in our lives getting wrecked;
We’re dismayed, bit by bit,
As our world turns to shit—
But what else then did we expect?
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Thought for the Day
Here are my thoughts for a penny:
The reasons to give up are many;
And if you should find
These thoughts in your mind,
Now is as good a time as any.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Politics Anymore
The world’s in the midst of rebranding,
Including re who is commanding:
The changes in clime
Bring a new paradigm—
The one that’s called “last person standing.”
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
EROEI #2
How much we still try might be tested
With an acronym doomers suggested;
It’s thusly discerned:
"Enjoyment Returned
On Energy Invested."
Sunday, January 8, 2017
WASF
We used to complain that things sucked—
Then came doom, which we cannot obstruct;
Words can’t really express
Just how bad is this mess,
And so we say, “We are so fucked!”
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