Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Saturday, June 30, 2012
It Will Hit Them First
“it will hit ‘those other people’ first”
http://conflicteddoomer.wordpress.com/2012/06/30/hot/
At best, we can postpone the dread,
But no one escapes what's ahead:
Too little to eat,
Radiation and heat,
Until finally everyone’s dead.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Distraction
KC says: "...
Mindless activity while we rush ever onward to the edge."
http://benjaminthedonkey-limericksofdoom.blogspot.com/2012/06/on-todays-supreme-court-decision-and.html#comment-form
Seeking complete satisfaction
Is normal human reaction;
But since we’re so fucked,
Instead we construct
Lifestyles lost in distraction.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
On Today’s Supreme Court Decision and Most Everything Else
We’re going to go over the cliff,
It’s a question of when and not if;
Little bends in the trends
Don’t change how it ends,
So I ask myself: what’s the diff?
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Hospice
Global Climate Change Will Increase Anxiety, Fear and Depression
http://www.nwf.org/News-and-Magazines/Media-Center/News-by-Topic/Global-Warming/2012/03-22-12-Global-Climate-Change-Will-Increase-Anxiety-Fear-and-Depression.aspx
H/T: dohboi
As people become doom aware,
Psychological help for despair
Should try to provide
A quick self-care guide
For hospice type terminal care.
Kubler-Ross’s “Five Stages of Grief”
Provides framework that’s simple and brief;
As far as I see,
Acceptance will be
As good as it gets for relief.
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Bargaining—A Necessary Stage
Bargaining with Statistics
By tweaking degrees and percent,
Facts no longer mean what they meant;
Gigathis, gigathat:
We'll never go splat,
And gone is my discontent.
Bargaining by Gut
I’m no dumbass, I’m just not book smart,
And to me, extinction’s like art:
I know what I like,
So don’t mess with my psych;
Global warming? Don’t even start.
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Peak Oil vs. Global Warming
Peak Oil seems like hitting the wall,
But it’s only a part of our fall:
Peak oil’s the cessation
Of civilization;
Global warming’s the end of it all.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Kubler-Ross: An Ongoing Process
We’re Done
http://guymcpherson.com/2012/06/were-done/
Every time I run across
Some more news about doomer loss,
I don’t feel lots worse,
I just reimmerse
Myself in my Kubler-Ross.
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