Limericks of Doom

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Extinction studies have shown

Our survival chances are blown;

With my friend Mary Jane

Reducing the pain,

I prefer to be smoking alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8

Look ahead, and world-wide well-being,

Peace on earth, with folks all agreeing,

No hate and no war—

All these things and more

Are what we’re not going to be seeing.

Achieving transcendence at last—

I know how, ‘cause I’m getting there fast:

I’m comfortably numb

About what’s still to come,

And I can’t recall shit from the past.

Whenever I’m needing a break,

Sleep’s a welcome escape from doom’s ache:

It helps me when I’m

Trying to fill up the time

I would otherwise still be awake.

Those you like, send word via Ben

Of our years left—perhaps only ten!

And those whom you don’t,

Send this and you won’t
Hear from them ever again.

https://www.amazon.com/Limericks-Doom-II-Benjamin-Donkey/dp/1974552012/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507829426&sr=8-1&keywords=Limericks+of+Doom+II

Wouldn’t it be weird as shit

If we finally had to admit

That we didn’t go cuckoo

From mishaps like Fuku,
But this time it really is it?

I felt listless and down—didn’t know

Just what was the problem, although

The cause was uncloaked

The next time I smoked:

My cannabis level was low!