Thursday, March 20, 2014

Extinctionology

No future means we must deal
With so many things doom will reveal,
But to buy NTE
Means you no longer flee
Or fight with accepting what’s real.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Purposelessness

Extinction’s one heck of a mess:
Swaying others makes us digress,
And why log each event?
Now our time’s better spent
Dealing with purposelessness.

H/T: Kathy Cassandra

Friday, March 14, 2014

Ukraine

They’re rioting in the Ukraine,
But we’re all going to go down the drain;
If there’s nuclear war,
We can get dead before
We suffer a whole lot more pain. 

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

No Point

I’ve stopped trying to let people know:
It won’t help, and just makes them feel low;
They’ll find out soon enough
When the going gets rough,
But we here said “D’oh!” long ago.

H/T: Gail @ Wit’s End

Friday, March 7, 2014

What You Should Do

Don’t give folks advice and brochures
Which insist on your personal cures:
We all, it’s cliche,
Must find our own way,
And the best way for them isn’t yours.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Last Generation

Twenty thirty will get to us fast,
And if that’s when our time here has passed,
Kids born after one four
Won’t grow up to have more,
So our next generation’s the last. 

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Hoax Summer

This summer will bring us hoax heat
And hoax drought, but to make things complete,
Folks will get up to speed
When they see this will lead
To only hoax food left to eat.