Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Extinctionology
No future means we must deal
With so many things doom will reveal,
But to buy NTE
Means you no longer flee
Or fight with accepting what’s real.
Monday, March 17, 2014
Purposelessness
Extinction’s one heck of a mess:
Swaying others makes us digress,
And why log each event?
Now our time’s better spent
Dealing with purposelessness.
H/T: Kathy Cassandra
Friday, March 14, 2014
Ukraine
They’re rioting in the Ukraine,
But we’re all going to go down the drain;
If there’s nuclear war,
We can get dead before
We suffer a whole lot more pain.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
No Point
I’ve stopped trying to let people know:
It won’t help, and just makes them feel low;
They’ll find out soon enough
When the going gets rough,
But we here said “D’oh!” long ago.
H/T: Gail @ Wit’s End
Friday, March 7, 2014
What You Should Do
Don’t give folks advice and brochures
Which insist on your personal cures:
We all, it’s cliche,
Must find our own way,
And the best way for them isn’t yours.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
The Last Generation
Twenty thirty will get to us fast,
And if that’s when our time here has passed,
Kids born after one four
Won’t grow up to have more,
So our next generation’s the last.
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Hoax Summer
This summer will bring us hoax heat
And hoax drought, but to make things complete,
Folks will get up to speed
When they see this will lead
To only hoax food left to eat.
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