by BenjaminTheDonkey
It Ain’t Me Babe
When non-doomers ask me for take-aways,
I think up assorted delays:
Like “I’m not the one
To spoil all your fun
And ruin your remaining last days.”
I Told You So
When deniers get doomers at last,
They’re not going to like being sassed;
They’ll be angry (Stage 2),
And so if you do,
You might want to get out of range fast.
Law
We were unfettered brutes way back when—
Civilization came along then;
Now we see through those jokes,
And I’m telling you folks,
It’s the Law of the Jungle again.