Someday we’ll have to discuss
The Australians’ temperature fuss:
Unlike folks who are stuck
They look a whole lot just like us!
Since warming’s a hoax, I don’t frown:
It’s hot, sure, where everyone’s brown;
But now, a new wonder:
It’s too hot Down Under,
Where people walk upside down.
It seems that they’d like to convey
Some thing about being saute;
You can’t understand
A fucking thing that they say!