Friday, May 25, 2018

Do What You Love

These four words of wit reinforce 
What doomers do well to endorse:
It’s over, this mess,
So do it, unless
You’re a serial killer, of course.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Updating Einstein

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

He knew lots about science—and more, 
But he didn’t know doom was in store:
Due to NTHE, 
After World War III,
There’ll be no one to fight World War IV. 

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Ancient Zen Wisecracks

“To be is to do.” — Socrates
“To do is to be.” — Sartre
“Do be do be do.” — Sinatra

“What to do,” asks the doom devotee,
 “With the onrushing shit potpourri?”
The answer, my friend,
For approaching the end,
Is not to “do,” simply to “be!”

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Accepting Doom

I’m struggling here, day by day,
To hold the depression at bay;
I don’t know what to do
(And maybe you too?)
But we’re all going to find our own way. 

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Hospice Hotel

Well, now, if your laughter leaves you 
And you got doom’s tale to tell
Well, just take a walk down Doomer Street
To Hospice Hotel
Where we’ll, we’ll watch it together, baby,
We’ll watch it together,
We’ll watch it together till we die.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

I Smoke Alone

Extinction studies have shown
Our survival chances are blown;
With my friend Mary Jane
Reducing the pain,
I prefer to be smoking alone.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

New Year’s—A New Beginning

Look ahead, and world-wide well-being,
Peace on earth, with folks all agreeing,
No hate and no war—
All these things and more
Are what we’re not going to be seeing.