Wednesday, August 28, 2019


Day by day, while losing our hope,
We struggle to find ways to cope;
Well, personally, 
What’s working for me: 
All I do now is sleep and smoke dope.

Friday, July 19, 2019

This Is What Collapse Looks Like

While sales of end-of-world books spike,  
Without law and order, crooks strike;
So when doom ruins your day, 
Remember to say,
“This is what collapse looks like.”

Friday, June 14, 2019

In Praise of Sleep

Relief from my worries comes when
I escape into sleep in my den;
One fly in the ointment:
The great disappointment
That comes if I wake up again. 

Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Date with Destiny

No surprise, as the end of life nears,   
How much shittier each day appears;
Because, as we know,
There’s still far to go
For extinction in just a few years.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Go Ask Alice

Lately, the way that I feel
Is strange, so how do I deal?
I keep feeding my head
(Like the Dormouse said),
‘Cause shit is already surreal. 

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Have a Great Day

Just ask any doom cognoscenti:
Despite reasons to worry aplenty,
We’ll soon get released
Via being deceased,
But who gives a fuck? It’s four-twenty!