Thursday, January 4, 2018

Hospice Hotel

Well, now, if your laughter leaves you 
And you got doom’s tale to tell
Well, just take a walk down Doomer Street
To Hospice Hotel
Where we’ll, we’ll watch it together, baby,
We’ll watch it together,
We’ll watch it together till we die.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

I Smoke Alone

Extinction studies have shown
Our survival chances are blown;
With my friend Mary Jane
Reducing the pain,
I prefer to be smoking alone.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

New Year’s—A New Beginning

Look ahead, and world-wide well-being,
Peace on earth, with folks all agreeing,
No hate and no war—
All these things and more
Are what we’re not going to be seeing.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Senility and the Art of Being in the Here and Now

Achieving transcendence at last—
I know how, ‘cause I’m getting there fast:
I’m comfortably numb
About what’s still to come,
And I can’t recall shit from the past.

Saturday, December 16, 2017


Whenever I’m needing a break,
Sleep’s a welcome escape from doom’s ache:
It helps me when I’m
Trying to fill up the time
I would otherwise still be awake.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

2 Kinds Of People 2 Consider Giving “Limericks of Doom II” 2 This Holiday Season

Those you like, send word via Ben
Of our years left—perhaps only ten!
And those whom you don’t,
Send this and you won’t
Hear from them ever again.

Friday, September 22, 2017

On What’s Been Happening Lately

Wouldn’t it be weird as shit
If we finally had to admit
That we didn’t go cuckoo
From mishaps like Fuku,
But this time it really is it?