The dolphins that swim in the sea
Don’t work, and don’t have TV,
But they’re smart and live free,
So perhaps they could be
Much more enlightened than we.
They learned, as earth bourgeoisie,
How hard making a living can be,
So they voted to split
Saying “Fuck all this shit,”
And crawled right back into the sea.
Of course, I’m not all that thick
To think dolphins could do such a trick:
They can’t talk; instead,
We all know they said,
“Click click...click click click click....”