The upcoming nuke plant disaster
Is something there’s no time to master:
We won’t decommission
That nuclear fission,
Whether doom’s slower or faster.
When the grid goes down, everyone freaks,
Nuke plants blow, radiation leaks;
But you won’t need much cash
To build up your stash
When you’re dead in a matter of weeks.
H/T: Kathy Cassandra at NBL