I belong to a doomer cult
Because, as a thinking adult,
I can look at the trend
And see what kind of end
Will most likely be the result.
Pre-doomers like to insult
Doom, and the whole doomer cult:
They think warming’s a joke,
But they won’t when they croak,
After they’ve seen the result.
Cult of True Believers
We’ve cried wolf, alarmed at our plight
From dangers now more or less trite;
People think we’re odd geeks
And plumb crazy freaks,
But this time we’re going to be right.