“Mysterious bubbles are rising up out of an Assumption Parish bayou....Boudreaux has taken samples of the bubbles and sent them off for testing. Those samples are expected back in the next couple of weeks.”
H/T: Kathy Cassandra
Some lab tests by which one discerns
Basic nature, a good doomer learns;
A quick test for gas
From sea, tap or ass:
Light a match, and see if it burns.