Bargaining—A Necessary Stage

Bargaining with Statistics

By tweaking degrees and percent,

Facts no longer mean what they meant;

Gigathis, gigathat:

We'll never go splat,

And gone is my discontent.

Bargaining by Gut

I’m no dumbass, I’m just not book smart,

And to me, extinction’s like art:

I know what I like,

So don’t mess with my psych;

Global warming? Don’t even start.