Plan for the New Year: Popcorn and Beer

If events in the coming new year

Interfere with your current career,

And you see cracks appear

In the social veneer,

It’s time for popcorn and beer.

The frontier ahead is severe,

But before we all disappear

And doom comes so near

That we really feel fear,

It’s time for popcorn and beer.

It’s getting abundantly clear,

Times will become more austere;

So while things still cohere,

Let’s all be of good cheer:

It’s time for popcorn and beer.