When you find that you’re feeling downbeat
And you see no results but defeat,
And there’s no one to greet
In the people you meet,
Then welcome to Cyber Retreat.
When you’re watching resources deplete
In steps both large and petite,
And from global heat
We’ll become obsolete,
Come on by Cyber Retreat.
Of course, there’ll be nothing to eat,
And we’re only walking dead meat,
But pull up a seat,
The price can’t be beat—You’re welcome at Cyber Retreat.