Cyber Retreat

When you find that you’re feeling downbeat

And you see no results but defeat,

And there’s no one to greet

In the people you meet,

Then welcome to Cyber Retreat.

When you’re watching resources deplete

In steps both large and petite,

And from global heat

We’ll become obsolete,

Come on by Cyber Retreat.

Of course, there’ll be nothing to eat,

And we’re only walking dead meat,

But pull up a seat,

The price can’t be beat—

You’re welcome at Cyber Retreat.