Limericks of Doom

Our attributes helped us excel In ruling the world where we dwell; But without these same traits, We’d not seal our fates  By blowing the wh...

This animal always has said: “I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread!” But now overshoot Shows a dumb swinish brute That’s very soon goin...

To live, we all must compete  Against others we cannot not defeat; As resources deplete, Some will cheat with deceit To have enough people t...

We evolved. and right from then on, Bursting with promise and brawn, We thought we were clever, We’d live on forever— But “poof!” just like ...

I can’t take much more of the hate And knowing what’s coming: our fate, The suffering, lying, Everyone dying— There’s not too much longer to...

By studying nature we learn  Of a species’ normal concern; Though unbearably sad, It’s not ‘cause we’re bad, But simply that now  it’s our t...

Rational thought wasn’t wrong— The reptilian brain was too strong; We just couldn’t solve  How to better evolve,   And that’s why we’re sayi...