Limericks of Doom
by BenjaminTheDonkey
Monday, May 1, 2023
Apex Predator Irony
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Our attributes helped us excel In ruling the world where we dwell; But without these same traits, We’d not seal our fates By blowing the wh...
Monday, April 24, 2023
Homo Sapiens
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This animal always has said: “I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread!” But now overshoot Shows a dumb swinish brute That’s very soon goin...
Monday, April 17, 2023
The Food Pyramid
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To live, we all must compete Against others we cannot not defeat; As resources deplete, Some will cheat with deceit To have enough people t...
Monday, April 10, 2023
Impermanence
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We evolved. and right from then on, Bursting with promise and brawn, We thought we were clever, We’d live on forever— But “poof!” just like ...
Monday, April 3, 2023
Ugh
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I can’t take much more of the hate And knowing what’s coming: our fate, The suffering, lying, Everyone dying— There’s not too much longer to...
Monday, March 27, 2023
The Indifference of Overshoot
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By studying nature we learn Of a species’ normal concern; Though unbearably sad, It’s not ‘cause we’re bad, But simply that now it’s our t...
Monday, March 20, 2023
Fate
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Rational thought wasn’t wrong— The reptilian brain was too strong; We just couldn’t solve How to better evolve, And that’s why we’re sayi...
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